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Christian One Liners
Some people are kind, polite, and
Sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything
Without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front
Of the bus, the middle of the road, and
The back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
Bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If the church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
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Some minds are like concrete
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
(haha.. i like this one)
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people
Change churches; what difference does
It make which one you stay home from?
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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
Are just sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses,
Not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men.
You catch them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God
Chooses to remain anonymous.
(my favourite one)
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Don't put a question mark
Where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men
To take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!
(YAYS!)
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God promises a safe landing,
Not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions --just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as
Great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to
Where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
The message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him.
(yes yes yes)
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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