Monday, December 17, 2007

YIKES!

These days, I can't help but think of how ABUSED I am!

haha. ok, that was harsh. NAH, i'm not abused. This is just inspired from the 'crazy' people going around PULLING MY HAIR! and apparently trying to make it as messy as possible. I didn't know that could be the latest fun thing to do. man.

Some soul started complaining why I didn't tie my hair anymore. Because it was all the better to pull my hair with. tsktsk. and then, there was an outbreak of song to the tune of "I was made to praise You" with the lyrics that went something like this:

"It (my hair) was made for pulling
It was made to be pulled..."

haha.. okay, so i was slightly amused.

Next in line was to insult my hairclip.
It was claimed to be very meaningless.. cos it doesn't do much to my messy hair. (with reference to above, it was meant to be messy, as you can see their efforts, and made for pulling, hence the insistence on the ponytail).
My defence lawyer (aka, myself) insists it keeps my hair out of my eyes. It does help, btw.

So all of a sudden, came the 'voice of the conscience', who started singing:
"RR is naturally hairy and boring... lalalala
RR is sad.... oh so sad...
RR is dis-appoint-ed.. oh so dis-apoint-ed.. lalalala (that was after i said i was sad and disappointed)"

aww...

However that aside, I must say how scary a guy's strength can be if it's not controlled.
A different person decided to play a prank (probably inspired by mr zany) and gripped my neck with one hand. yikes. that sure was threatening. in just one hand, i thank God for all those men who didn't beat their wives but loved them instead. haha.. don't tell me why I thought of that. the strength of a guy is very strong. no kidding. but is that why we girls like them?

Disclaimer: No bones were crushed or hurt in the process of prank. Thank God.

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